Pizzaman (Radio Edit)

One day I'm going to Malta to big hotel

In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast

I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast

She brings me only one piece

I tell her I want two piece

She says go to the toilet

I say, you no understand I want 2 piece on my plate

She says you better no piss on the plate you song of a bitch!

I don't even know the lady and she callin' me a sun of a bitch

I don't need this shit

Later, I go to eat at the bigger restaurant

The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife

But no fork

I tell her I wanted a fork

She telling me, everybody wanna fuck

I tell her, you no understand I wanna fork on the table

She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!

I don't even know the lady and she callin' me a son of a bitch

I don't need this shit

So I go back to my room in a hotel

And there is no sheets on the bed

Call the manager and tell him I want a sheet

He tellin' me to go to the toilet

I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed

He said you better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!

I go to the checkout and the man said peace on you

I said piss on you too, you son of a bitch

I'm going back to Italia

Arrivederci