VIETNAM

Now usually on my way to the airport I'm not this anxious

But on this rare occasion I'm a passenger from Stansted

Solo traveling off to Northern Vietnam

To expand my horizon

Culturally advanced, I told my boys

Itinerary is starting in Hanoi

Where they handle currency in banknotes

Never coins, did a cooking class

And made a bunch of spring rolls

And pork dumplings loaded with a bunch of King prawns

It got chewed up, then we jumped on back of a scooter

Shown all around the town

By a local uni student

Then we tuk tuk, motorbikes, booked booked

Loads of sights and of course, can't lie

Kim's our favorite tourist guide

Our locomotive, train it to Hue

Overnight for nearly 13 hours, motion kept us swaying

It was sus, four of us, had to share the smallest bunk

The cockroaches kept us up but still

I'm grateful knowing

I'm in Vietnam, running quickly across

Pedestrian crossings, learning how to use

These wooden chopsticks cos

I'm in Vietnam, while hanging off the back seat of a moped

As the road bends, I need to process that

I'm in Vietnam, G Adventures with Kim

We be trekking from Hanoi down to Ho Chi Minh

I'm in Vietnam

I'm in Vietnam, historical landmarks

To night club scenes I can't believe

I'm in Vietnam

Passed through the country down to Ha Long Bay

Was Kayaking, just like Vikings

It was tiring, night on the junk boat

We'd keep the beats blaring

And G Adventures became the G String Theory

We done a homestay at the river delta

Her traditional music

Instrumentation got well struck

Was chilling on the boat, tryna soak up the facts

When Anna was like, yo, Horizyn

Give us a rap, then the speaker frazzled

And it got me baffled

In Hoi An we discovered roads are flooded

water wasn't budging, me and Mandem