How Can A Poor Man Stand Such Times And Live?

Well, the doctor comes around with his face all bright

And he says, "In a little while you'll be alright"

All he gives is a humbug pill

Dose of dope and a great big bill

Tell me, how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Well, there once was a time when everything was cheap

But now prices nearly put a man to sleep

When we get our grocery bill

We just feel like making our will

Tell me, how can a poor man stand such times and live?

Prohibition's good if it's conducted right

There's no sense in shooting a man 'til he shows flight

Officers kill without a cause

Then they complain about the funny laws

Tell me, how can a poor man stand such times and live?