I Just Called to Say I Hate You

If you wanna know

How long it's been

Oh since I threw you out

And let life begin

Just cut me open wide

And count the rings

I just called to say I hate you

Now if you wanna feel

How I feel for you

Picture a kitchen fire

And times it by two

Then try to make a ton

Of delicious food

I just called to say I hate you

If you cry I wouldn't blame you

So if you wanna know

How far I would go

To get you off my chest

Just measure my torso

If you wanna know

How long I could go

Without you in my life

Just count the milestones

I've achieved all on my own

If I have to show you

How to do me wrong

Just get inside my head

Where you don't belong

I'll give you all the words

You can sing along

I just called to say

I just called to say I hate you