It's a Great Day to Whup Somebody's Ass

Have you ever had one of those days?

When nothing goes right

Your wife starts bitching about whatever it was she was bitching about last night

So you escape into the bathroom

Just to sit there on your throne

But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone

Let's sing together

It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

It's a bad day, so you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked, if you cross my path

'Cause it's a great day (everybody come on), for me to whup somebody's ass

Alright

Well I was running late for work

So I poured me some coffee to go

And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes

When the highway patrol man pulled up, I thought that help was on the way

But when he saw the tire tool in my hand, he shot me with pepper spray

Let's sing together

It's a great day (let me hear you sing)

(For me to whup somebody's ass)

It's a bad day, so you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked if you cross my path (sing)

(It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass)

Anyway, here's the last verse

It goes out to everybody that doesn't like their boss at work

When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late

I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway

So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette

I'm going to give him a goodbye present that he never will forget, sing

(It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass)

It's a bad day, so you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked if you cross my path

'Cause it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass