Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

Seems like I can't go a week

Without some ancient prophecy

Tripping me up

Xander, shut up

Thought I might get to have some fun

But now there's this annointed one

Threatening to rise

From the ashes of fire

And I know I should stay focused

And the world depends on me

But who can think about that stuff

When a cute boy's reading poetry

Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate

But I know who I am and I know it's my fate

You might be a slayer if you can relate

It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date

Never kill a boy on the first date

Cordelia, you're no threat to me

But Angel's looking jealously

And oh they don't know

The secrets, they grow

The gang's all here, we have to go

To the most romantic funeral home

Where Giles is trapped

With guilt I am wrecked

And I know he's not my dad

But he still looks after me

Which is nice since no one's seen my mom since back in episode three

Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate

But I know who I am and I know it's my fate

You might be a slayer if you can relate

It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date

Never kill a boy on the first date

By the way I'll wear whatever I want Xander it's uncool

To try and slutshame all your friends

Just because they won't go out with you

Being chosen is a thing that's easy to hate

But I know who I am and I know it's my fate

You might be a slayer if you can relate

It's hard to never kill a boy on the first date

Never kill a boy on the first date