Me, You and Steve

Candlelight and moonlight all around us

I look into your eyes

You hold my hand underneath the table

And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wished a thousand wishes

For this night, I can't believe

That it's finally me and you, and you and me

Just us, and your friend Steve

Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve

Do-do-do-do-do-do, leave

What's the deal with your friend Steve?

Hey, how's it going?

You took me out for waffles and to the movies

I was hoping for romance

You even took me to the Mexican circus

I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wished a thousand wishes

For Steve to disappear

What the fuck's your fucking problem?

Why's he always here?

Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve

Do-do-do-do-do-do, go away

What's the deal with your friend Steve?

Hey, how's it going?

It's not that I don't like your friend

But how many hours with him can you spend?

And it's not that I don't think he's great

But its only you, only you, I wanna fellate

Are you gay for Steve?

I think you may be

And that would be alright

But let a bitch know just what your steez is

So, I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wished a thousand wishes

'Cause I like to be with you

But if it's always me and you, and your friend Steve

There's nothing I can-

Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve

Do-do-do-do-do-do, seriously?

What's the deal with your friend Steve?

Hey, you know

I don't even care how he's doing (how's it go-)

Steve!