Bar Whore

Well, a good old buddy of mine came to visit, so we went honky-tonkin'

And a good-lookin' little honky-tonk dog caught his eye

He got all fired up, so I said, "Whoa, now, buddy, hold your horses"

And he looked at me all funny, and he asked me why

'Cause she's seen more dicks than an army doctor

Now, there ain't no tellin' how many times that bitch has been nailed down

She's seen more dicks than an army doctor

Yeah, she's screwed every dude in this whole damn town

See, every time I've ever been in here, she's left with a different fella

So the rest of us, we're sense enough to leave her be, call her bar whore

So do yourself a favor, stay away from her, old buddy

Or tonight, you might just pick up more than you bargained for

'Cause she's seen more dicks than an army doctor

Now, there ain't no tellin' how many times that bitch has been nailed down

She's seen more dicks than an army doctor

Yeah, she's screwed every dude in this whole damn town, yep

Now, it don't take much work of brains to get her out of her drawers

And tonight is just another night in the life of bar whore

And it's closin' time and out the door, she goes with somebody new

Bless his heart, come Monday, he might need to go see his doctor too

'Cause she's seen more dicks than an army doctor

Now, there ain't no tellin' how many times that bitch has been nailed down

She's seen more dicks than an army doctor

Oh yeah, she's screwed every dude in this whole damn town

Yeah, old buddy, she's been around