Evil Like Me

Look at you, look at me

I don't know who to be

Mother

Is it wrong, is it right?

Be a thief in the night

Mother

Tell me what to do

I was once like you, my child

Slightly insecure

Argued with my mother too

Thought I was mature

But I put my heart aside

And I used my head

Now I think it's time you learned

What dear old momma said

Don't you wanna be evil like me?

Don't you wanna be mean?

Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine?

Well you can spend your life attending to the poor

But when you're evil, doing less is doing more

Don't you wanna be ruthless, and rotten, and mad?

Don't you wanna be very, very good at being bad?

I have tried my whole life long to do the worst I can

Clawed my way to victory

Built my master plan

Now the time has come my dear for you to take your place

Promise me you will try to be an absolute disgrace

Don't you wanna be evil like me?

Don't you wanna be cruel?

Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool?

And when you grab that wand, that's when your reign begins

Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sins?

Don't you wanna be heartless and harden as stone?

Don't you wanna be finger licking' evil to the bone?

This is not for us to ponder

This was preordained

You and I shall rule together

Freedom soon regain

Mistress of the universe, powerful and strong

Daughter, hear me

Help me, join me

Won't you sing along?

Now we're gonna be evil, it's true

Never gonna think twice

And we're gonna be spiteful

Yes, spiteful

That's nice

In just an hour or two

Our futures safe and sure

This mother, daughter act is going out on tour

If you wanna be evil and awful and free