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I wasn't ready, no, I wasn't ready
Took a glug, not a sip, now reality is unsteady
I was just tryin' to chill and now I'm in a cemetery
This ain't weed, bro—this is witchcraft heavy!
Adabinol! Shoulda read the label!
Adabinol! Try to breathe but was un-able!
Adabinol! Everything is unstable
I sure hope this shit ain't fatal
It was mango flavored, so I took a sippy sip
Now I'm face down lost my reality grippy grip
Supposed to walk the dogs, now the dogs walkin' me
I tried to open DoorDash, accidentally called police
TV's melting, why the hell is my voice delayed?
(delayed?)
I blinked and I time-traveled back to sixth grade
I put on one sock and it took me twenty five minutes
I forgot what I forgot and now I lost my train of
Uhhhh... dang it!
There's a man in my bathroom, I said "Who's that guy?"
He blinked when I blinked, my reflection starts to cry
Now I'm lost in my kitchen, using Google Maps to escape
Whisper to my dogs, "Can't save me boys. it's too late"
I saw my neighbor and I waved... but I wasn't outside
Now I stare at the doorknob till the fear subsides
This shit has given me way too much clarity
Like, I remember when I was born! Yeah, I'm gonna need therapy
If you or someone you love has taken Adabinol, stay calm
Do not attempt to solve anything
Do not go to Target
Do not text your ex
Breathe. Sip water. And whatever you do
Do not look in the mirror. They are an imposter!
I wasn't ready, no, I wasn't ready
Took a glug, not a sip, now reality is unsteady
I was just tryin' to chill and I'm trippin' unnecessarily
This ain't weed, bro—this is witchcraft heavy!
Adabinol! Shoulda read the label!
Adabinol! Try to breathe but was un-able!
Adabinol! Everything is unstable
I sure hope this shit ain't fatal
Had a TED Talk with my dogs about conspiracies and regrets
Nacho nodded once and said, "Bro, you haven't even peaked yet"
Called myself an ambulance, even the doctor was friendly
I don't know why he said, "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
The dogs and I howling, chasing cats together all night out
I opened my eyes and remembered I never even left the couch
I wasn't ready, no, I wasn't ready
Took a glug, not a sip, now reality is unsteady
I was just tryin' to chill, this is the opposite of legendary
This ain't weed, bro—this is witchcraft heavy!
Adabinol! Shoulda read the label!
Adabinol! Try to breathe but was un-able!
Adabinol! Everything is unstable
I sure hope this shit ain't fatal