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Askgier saved his credits long
Skipped new capes and guns and songs
While others bought the latest blaster—
He whispered, "No... I want it faster."
Not faster bullets, not more range
Not orbital strikes to rearrange—
He scrolled the warbonds with all his glamour
Said "I'll take the Breaching Hammer."
The party just blinked and shook their heads
"You know that's melee?" Marshmallow said
Askgier grinned with shining eyes
"Close combat is how heroes rise."
Stratagem codes? He'll punch them in
Bug holes? He'll jump right in
Why shoot afar when you can stand
And bonk a Charger with your hand?
Oh Askgier swings that hammer high!
Yelling "FOR SUPER EARTH!" at the sky!
While stratagems rain and 500 kg fall
He's sprinting ahead of them all!
Pluppson's staring through the smoke
Marshmallow mutters, "Is this a joke?"
But Askgier laughs in glorious clamor—
"I DID NOT BUY THIS HAMMER FOR NOTHING!"
Mission begins, bug holes burst
Command says "Hold!"—he goes in first
Automated turrets left behind
He says, "They'll catch up. Probably. Fine."
He sprints at nests with joyful might
Hammer gleaming in the light
Bugs erupting left and right—
He calls that "Tuesday night."
Stratagem beacon in his hand
He throws it where he plans to stand
Pluppson screams, "MOVE BACK, MOVE BACK!"
Askgier: "Nah, I've got bugs to whack"
Autocannon locked and primed
Coordinates... slightly misaligned
Marshmallow calmly checks the sky
"We're all about to die."
Oh Askgier swings that hammer down!
Launching bugs clear out of town!
The hell bomb lands with flair—
He's somehow still just standing there!
Pluppson's asking, "What's the plan?!"
Marshmallow: "I don't understand."
She watches on, slightly enamoured—
He's chasing things with that hammer
Then shadows cross the crimson sun—
The flying dragon roaches come
Wings like thunder, claws like fate
And Askgier whispers, "Oh this is GREAT."
He charges forward, fearless grin
While Pluppson's yelling, "We can't win!"
Marshmallow squints into the haze
"Why are you like this?" she says
Bug holes erupt, sky turns black
Stratagem cooldown won't come back
He leaps and swings mid-air in glory—
This is not a safe life story
Oh Askgier swings that hammer wide!
Dragon roaches dive and glide!
He bonks one mid-flight—pure delight!
Gets launched approximately twenty feet right
Pluppson fires in wild defense
Marshmallow calm and competent
Watching chaos, trying to gather
"What the hell just happened there?"
But through the smoke and shattered ground
A single laugh is ringing loud—
"I SAVED UP FOR THIS MOMENT!"
Hammer raised against the swarm—
Heroic, happy, mildly deformed
And somewhere in the chaos clamor
Super Earth salutes
The Breaching Hammer