Beer Taste Good

Beer tastes good, whiskey tastes better

She said I loved her, but I've never met her

I'm a modern day rebel 'cause I still like twang

Still love those slow songs about mamas and trains

So let's line up the whiskey 'til it's all gone

We'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song

I got so drunk in Daytona, I wound up in Minnesota

Knockin' back Jack Daniels like I've got a quota

Then we washed up in Memphis and dried out in big D

Caught a bus out to Tucson, I wish diesel was free

Had a day off in Denver, got so high I can't remember

A rodeo in Vegas the first of December

Where we burned down the tables until the dice got cold

We packed up the circus, and we hit the road because

Beer tastes good, whiskey tastes better

She said I loved her, but I've never met her

I'm a modern day rebel 'cause I still like twang

Still love those slow songs about mamas and trains

So let's line up the whiskey 'til it's all gone

We'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song

I sobered up in East Texas, where I caught a second wind

Broke a heart down in Houston at the Holiday Inn

Wrecked out a bar in Nebraska, got a ride from the cops

On our way to St. Louis, hell, the fun never stops

Then we broke down in Philly, tryna get to D.C

Still love the land of the brave and the home of the free, because

Beer tastes good, whiskey tastes better

She said I loved her, but I've never met her

I'm a modern day rebel 'cause I still like twang

Still love those slow songs about mamas and trains

So let's line up the whiskey 'til it's all gone

We'll turn this damn thing back to a beer drinking song