Текст песни
[Intro: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)
Hey babe, where's all the nappies and shit?
(They're always in the nappy bag, babe, see ya)
-Sigh
(Aloha)
S-dog, what's goin' on mate? I'm on Daddy Day Care again
(Say less than rusty as fuck)
[Verse 1: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)
Yo, I can't leave the crib, I'm on house arrest
In my Wilfred get-up, chillin' out with Zef
I better not fall asleep on the couch 'cause bet
My little G's gonna leave the whole house a mess
Yeah, 'cause when your mum's out, man, the shit is intense
It turned into mayhem from the minute she left
My little one just went and pissed our bed
Then she laughed and just blamed her invisible friend, ha
So who's the greatest dads? It must be us, PEZ
I'm pretty sure that we are, that's what the cup says
And it's great playin' dress up
So wish I wasn't always in a dress but (Comfy)
Yeah, I'm comin' to grips
With bein' bossed around by a couple of kids
I can't lie, it's the funniest shit
Being king of the castle but you're somebody's bitch
They try to tell me all the things I can't do (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
I watch cartoons all day so ain't nothin' new (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
Still buy my Nikes, I just buy them for two (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
They think it's funny but the dad
Joke's on you (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
The dad joke's on you
[Verse 2: PEZ & (Daddy PEZ)
These other rap dudes are probably out there
Pickin' up a chick from Tinder in a min sedan (Hey babe, interested?)
I'm down here pickin' up the kids from kinder in a minivan
Nah, I'm only kiddin', I've been lovin'
Every minute of it ever since I been a dad
Yeah, I get to roleplay with 'em for the whole
Day, like a trip, but man, it's friggin' mad
We did some bakin' today and they made me a
Dish in the shape of a rainbow (Thanks guys)
I love the flavour of cake but it tastes
Like shit when it's made out of Play-Doh