They're Coming To Take Me Away

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave

Because I'd go berserk?

You left me anyhow

And then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away, haha

You thought it was joke

And so you laughed, you laughed when I had said

That losing you would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed, I heard you laughed

You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad

And, and, and, and, and, and-

They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away, haha

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house

And this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds, huh?

Well you just wait they'll find you yet

And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt

And, and-

They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha

To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men with their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away, hoho

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

They're coming to take me away, haha

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away

They're coming to take me away