Текст песни
Little Bugs
Little Bugs
Little Bugs
Little bugs surround us
Little bugs are all around us all the time
Little bugs astound us
Little bugs are always working even late into the night
Little bugs are creepy
Little bugs are creepy-crawly creatures there's no doubt
Little bugs are happy
Little bugs are at their happiest right when they creep us out
Little bugs are hyper
They like to hurry and then scurry under things
Little bugs are climbers
Little bugs can climb most anything except for tubs and sinks
Little bugs will bug you
Little bugs will itch and pinch and bite and sting
They'll buzz right by you
Little bugs will buzz right by your face
Cuz some little bugs have wings
" Once I had a pet mosquito named Matilda. "
" How did you know to call it that? "
" Because she was Australian. "
" No I mean, how did you know it was a girl mosquito? "
" Oh, because she was a biter. Boy mosquitos don't bite
Girl mosquitoes bite cuz they need blood to feed their babies. "
" That's weird. "
" You're weird. "
Little bugs are littler than bigger bugs
Cuz little bugs are little and the bigger bugs are big
Little bugs are littler than bigger bugs
Cuz little bugs are little and the bigger bugs are big
Little bugs are littler than bigger bugs
Cuz little bugs are little and the bigger bugs are big
A little bug took a little piddle in the middle of the griddle
Now my mama's waffles stink
A little bug was stealing all my Skittles
In the middle of the evening
So I hid them in the sink
But the bug found the Skittles
But now it's stuck in the sink
Little bugs watch TV
As they eat the crumbs that fell onto the rug
Little bugs like cartoons
Little bugs they think it's funny that the bunny's name is Bugs
(What's up Doc?)
Little bugs are crazy
Little bugs are cuckoo cray cray they are nuts
So don't you tease them
(Don't tease us)
Or little bugs will get real mad
And they will crawl right up your butt
" Wait what? Did he just say a bug was gonna crawl up my butt? "
" He said that little bugs were mentally unstable
And that you shouldn't make fun of them
Or they'll get mad and they will crawl up your butt
But I think he was just using poetic license. "
" Poetic license? I can't think of anything less poetic
Than a bug crawling up my butt. "
" Well what if two bugs crawled up your butt? "
" Oh would you just... Really!? I just - I can't with you right now! "