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"Yo check this"
Screenshot just dropped in the chat
Now fifteen people analyzing
What your text really meant"What's that emoji mean""Why'd they take so long"
Everyone's got theories
I'm more confused than before
I just needed someone to tell me
What you really meant
Now there's theories and debates
And I still don't know
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Emergency meeting called
Three dots got us all invested
In this thing we call love"They're definitely into you""Nah don't read too much"
Everyone's an expert now
Except me
Zoom in on the timestamp
Analyze the tone
This is what dating looks like
In the group chat zone
My boy said"just be chill"
But he's typing essays too"Look at how they spelled your name"
Bro that's just autocorrect
Now we're deep in your profile
Comparing every post"This one from last week though"
We've officially gone too far
What started as a simple question
Turned into a case
Now the whole squad's invested
In my situationship
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Now everybody's involved
Reading into punctuation
Like it's morse code or something"That period is aggressive""Nah they're just being clear"
I should've kept this to myself
But here we are
Cropped out the embarrassing parts
Sent the clean version
Still got roasted anyway
That's just how it works
Posted in the chat"yo need help real quick"
Next thing I know it's a full investigation
Scroll up scroll down
Enhance that pic
We doing detective work
No exaggeration"They said 'haha' not 'lol"
What's the difference though"Trust me bro that means
They're laughing for real"
Okay I guess you'd know
One friend says go for it
Another says wait