A Horrorcore Song But It Was Written To Intentionally Upset Nerds

My ahegao hoodie makes milady so horny

And so I'm always wearing it when I approach a dope shorty

I watch dubs not subs, except for Ghost Stories

And I never fuck with manga, because it's wrote poorly

I swear to god no mangaka can write a sentence rightly

I try to read it nightly-how?-read it left to right-me

Too-I never know the characters in the fight scenes

It's like the story's backwards--is it printed wrong?-it might be

RIP Adobe Flash

Now what the hell can I use to edit photographs?

You think Harrison Ford is the best Han Solo? Hold me back

Your opinion is embarrassing, don't be daft

I can't play pokemon, how'd they make it this hard?

Keep on catching ugly shiny ones I have to discard

I wish they put more flavour on the coating of my switch cart

If only anime could stick to good art styles like Pixar

I piece together PCs with help from The Verge

I got my thermal paste spreader and I'm ready to learn

Any cables hanging down I'm bout to sever and burn

I yearn to be a programmer so... hello, earth

A gaming mouse is always an important decision

So when I set it up, I enable pointer precision

Now I'm clicking heads, steady getting rich on the mission

240 Hz, 24 frames what I'm getting

I hit up FNM to play the TCG

And I eat while I play, so my sleeves are greased

Use the pieces of exodia to clean between my teeth

And free the piece of meat I can't seem to reach

My OC has a black blade

Three wings and a really cool catchphrase

I relate to people with hearts darker than mass graves

So my favourite Naruto character is Sasuke [SAY SOOK]

I straight use Caps Lock on every uppercase letter

Ketchup on my sushi roll-why?-cuz it tastes better

Bout to get a checkmate from the way I play checkers

And I love real raptors, the ones that ain't feathered

The Star Wars sequels are the best, and it's no contenders

I don't have a preference for wings, I like bones in tenders

I never read Frankenstein, it's so pretentious