Текст песни
She's dancing in the open makeup aisle
Wears outdated Levi jeans
Blue eyeshadow first of all
She said Chanel No five
A fashion faux pas for sure
Got a quartz Seiko watch
She divides her hair with scissors
And then she wondered what went wrong
If I were stupider
Stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
Uptown liquor section killing time
Chardonnay Ninety-Five
I told her it was Pommard
She drank it down and said that's my line
Step one in seduction: act like they're actually smart
The world turns in favor of fools
The phrase is one that she's forgot
If I were stupider
Stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider
Stupider
If I were stupider
Stupider