Party In the CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)

I moved out to Langley recently

With a plain and simple dream

Wanna infiltrate some third-world place (woah)

And topple their regime

Those men in black with their matching suitcases

Where everything's on a need-to-know basis

Agents got that swagger

Everyone's so cloak and dagger

I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing

For an undercover mission

That's when the red alert came on the radio

And I put my earpiece on

Got my dark sunglasses on

And I had my weapon drawn

So I get my handcuffs

My cyanide pills

My classified dossier

Tappin' the phones like yeah

Shreddin' the files like yeah

I memorized all the enemy spies

I've got to neutralize today

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

I've done a couple of crazy things

That have almost gotten me dismissed

Like terminate some head of state

Who wasn't even on my list

Burn that microfilm buddy, will you

I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you

You need a quickie confession?

Well, start a water boarding session

No hurry on this South American dictator

I'll assassinate him later

That's when he walked right in my laser sights

And my silencer was on and my silencer was on

And another target's gone

Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world

From Kazakhstan to Bombay

Payin' the bribes like yeah

Pluggin' the leaks like yeah

Interrogating the scum of the earth

We'll break them by the break of day

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

Need a country destabilized? (stabilize)

Look no further, we're your guys (we're your guys)

We've got snazzy suits and ties (suits and ties)

And a better dental plan than the FBI's

Better put your hands up and get in the van

Or else you'll get blown away (blown away)

Stagin' a coup like yeah (staging a coup like yeah)

Brainwashin' moles like yeah