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Alright, alright, alright
Y'all settle down, settle down, settle down
If you don't know where you are
This is Statistics 101
And I'm your teacher
Lyfe Jennings, in the flesh baby
Books out, let's go!
25 percent of all men are unstable
25 percent of all men can't be faithful
30 percent of them don't mean what they say
And ten percent of them an' maybe 20 is gay
That leaves you a ten percent chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90 percent
And show you what to do to keep the other ten
Rule number one
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl
He gon' forget you, girl
Rule two
If he's in a relationship (relationship)
If he will cheat on her
That means he will cheat on you (he will cheat on you)
Rule three
Tell him that you're celibate (celibate)
And if he wants some of your goodies
He gon' have to work for it
Rule four
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
Statistics
15 percent of all men got a complex
15 percent of all men don't practice safe sex
20 percent of them come from homes without a father
So there's a 50-50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90 percent
And show you what to do to keep the other ten
Rule number one
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl
He gon' forget you, girl
Rule two
If he's in a relationship (relationship)
If he will cheat on her
That means he will cheat on you (cheat on you)
Rule three
Tell him that you're celibate (yeah)