Wrong Is Right

If I wake up in the morning

and I say it's a fucking

beautiful day today

would you tell me not to use

the language that way

Is that wrong?

If I throw myself threw a

window and I've had fun doin' it

and I've cost a lot of people

a lot of money

is that wrong?

If I go out with a girl one

night and I don't happen to

treat her right

and she goes running back

home to her mum

is that wrong?

and if I get into a fight that

I shouldn't have got into with

someone in the first place

and he ends up beatin' the

shit outa me

is that wrong?

Taking a motor scooter into a

football ground in 5000 pieces

is wrong and throwing it onto

the pitch when your team are down,

is that wrong?

If taking all your apples to

market knowing that they're full of holes rotten to the

core and you still sell them

and people want more

is that wrong?

If you grind your teeth in

the movies when everybody's

trying to watch the picture

and they can hear nothing but you

is that wrong?

If you happen to be high at

the time and it ain't you in someone

else's mind and you can't help yourself

is that wrong?

now

Wrong is Right

If you're at a party in a basement and you let off a

percussion grenade and

three people need to buy

themselves hearing aids

is that wrong?

If you run screaming naked

down in the road

screaming for a fix

crying I'm the toad

I don't know what's

the middle of the road

will it hit me?

will I bend?

I don't know this is probably the end