Grandpa Didn't Like Much Of Nothing
By Tim Lake
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Well my Mom was a soldier and my Dad was a thief so my Grandpa had nothing to do
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But to sit on the porch and shoot at the signs with a beer and a twenty- two
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He shot cause he hated my Grandma and he shot cause he hated all lies
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And he shot at the things he just couldn't change that made up his entire life
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He shot out the “O” in the stop sign and he started to work on the “P”
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And he shot at a bird but he missed, he shot at a tree Lord he once shot at me
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And he dried all my tears with a kiss and he thanked the very good Lord that he missed
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'Cause Grandpa didn't like much of nothing worst of all Lord he hated himself
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So he shot at the dreams the once forgotten schemes and put his gun back on the shelf
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Cause Grandpa should have been someone else
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He worked in a factory down Charleston way, but that's not what he wanted to do
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But he worked every day to feed my Daddy and my Aunt and all of my uncles too
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But Daddy always hated my Grandpa but my Grandpa loved my Daddy anyway
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He just always forgot to tell him he couldn't think of words to say
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And to this very day he just rocks and he drinks and he sits
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And he thanks the very good Lord that he missed
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They took away my Grandpa, to a shinny new home way out in the country somewhere
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Where he sits on the porch and looks at the signs and wishes that his gun was there