Derpy Hooves vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Animation vs. Anything!

Derpy Hooves

Vs

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Draw!

I'm good at so many things, and rapping is one of them

For looking like such a Prep, it seems you've done none of it

Got Magic and Friendship, ho, you can just ask B'loody Smith

Like Hasbro, I'm taking names, better stick to Muffins, bitch!

Not tryna read stories from all your dweeb Bronies

You're stepping to me, Dopey? You're Little and below me

The fuck is an e-pony when met with the E-bony?

Derpy better flee 'fore we turn this Smile HD gory!

This animation error was just run through the floor

You give me more of a fuckin' headache than Dumblydore!

So call it Nightmare fuckin' Night how I'm Mic the fuckin' Mic

When my lines are from a knife to take a Slice out of your Life!

Ehhh, I don't buy it. Your author's pretty sketchy

Like, not even Cupcakes is played off this edgy

She passed it off as satire but when the curtains are drawn

She'll stay crying to herself like

"I just don't know what went wrong!"

We teach good morals, but grammar? Uh, well

How did you get into Hogwarts if you can't even spell?

You put the "emo" in "demon", all your costumes are just drab

Ditch your Hot Topic goth fit, I've got this in the bag!

Yeah, in merch, my name is shuffled

But that just goes to show that Hasbro only calls me

"Muffins" when I'm making the dough!

With my rhymes fresh out of the oven, ironic, as my foe

Your Author's finally in something that's actually of note!

Quit flaming me, poser! You think I'm Demented?

I'm not the one that got cancelled for being offensive!

And with your creepy adult pervs and conflicted reception

Your show became like your eyes, going two different directions

Pull out the wand to put your ass out to pasture

Turn Hooves into glue abra-cadaver

The title's My Immortal 'cuz my legacy is ageless

While you're turning the page onto the next generation!

There's bad parts to all fandoms, and you're the Prime example