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Miracle: Pt. 1
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My mummy says I'm a miracle!
My daddy says I'm his special little guy!
I am a princess
And I am a prince
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky!
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as handsome, strong as me
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge
But I'm his little soldier
Hup, two, four, free
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
No one is as bold or tough as me
Has my daddy told ya
One day when I'm older
I can be a soldier
And shoot you in the face?
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days
It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days
Specialness is de rigueur
Above average is average, go figure
Is it some modern miracle of Calculus
That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous?
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face and it's plain to see
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina
She has never seen a
Prettier barrelina
She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream
But I'm a barrelina
So give me more cake!
Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here
She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers
What a dear!
Honey, look at mummy
Don't put honey on your brother
Smile for mummy! Smile for mother!
I think he blinked
Well, take another!
Have you seen his school report?
He got a C on his report!
What?
We'll have to change his school
The teacher's clearly falling short