Japan

I got light, and I got dark

I made my way, I made my mark

But I want no good, in the eyes of man

So I took my shit, and I moved to Japan

I don't wanna be the one to tell ya

Everybody's gonna try to smell ya

See what you're worth to them what I tell ya

I'm worth my spit and phlegm

I'm down on luck, and up on fuckin

Lookin' for a place to lay my duck in

If I gotta bow myself to sleep

I'm gonna find a way to reap the peace

Come on baby, don't you look me down in the eye

I'll tell you all something that you can deny

Everything you've done thus far is shit

So I stuck it in a bag, and I took it with me to Japan

Long stand, down on the reef

I'm stampeding up on the beach

Looked for the buffalo man

But he never came dancing with Paula Abdul

I got my heart set on something

But I thought my body was dead

And I tried to turn it all around

But I got to be about 300 pounds

I got to be about 300 pounds

I got to be about 300 pounds

Hey ma, take a look at me now

I got to be about 300 pounds

Parrapa rap, write a song every day

Well they say it'd be better that way

If I only kept my mind gears running

Maybe someday I'd write something stunning

Somebody might like and sing

Somebody might dance and ring

Their telephone up to the man and say

Hey, let's send this motherfucker to Japan

Three chords, but a lot of words

Three chords, kind of a lot of words

Three chords, not a lot of words

Three chords, not a lot of words

I grew up the son of Sam

He's my uncle and he's my friend

Down here in the low, low lands

Where they tell me that I'm a man

I'm gonna find my way out of here

Gonna drink my self 10 beers

Get up on a next airplane

See where it'll take me now

I bet you that it'll take me to Japan