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You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know, to capture the hearts of the fair
You may not have the looks, you may not have the dash
But you'll win yourself a girl, if you've only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
You may be common folk, without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king, to make any maiden a bride
You may not have the name, you may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own, if you've only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
You may be big and fat or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out, you wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice for how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls, if you've only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache, a moustache
Big moustache, thick moustache
My moustache, your mustache
Say the word, the word 'moustache'
A moustache, a moustache
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you've only got a moustache