Sophomore Slump

For those who lost their flair, there's a dance

For those who can't do it like they did before

For those still holding out for a chance

Might as well face it: you've lost the spark

Lightning never strikes the same place twice

Don't waste your time chasing storm after storm

So treat yourself, dress up in something nice

And do the dance for when the magic's gone

Tense up your body, freeze up your mind

Move around in circles and

Do the sophomore slump

Vision is spotty, you've passed your prime

Give yourself the jitters and

Do the sophomore slump

Don't worry, it may pass

Unless you're just a little flash in the pan

Take a step back and have some class

There's someone better, and they're making plans

Being cool is easy to pull off

But staying cool is just not in the cards

So treat yourself and buy a cool guitar

Play a tune, and find yourself a job

Tense up your body, freeze up your mind

Move around in circles and

Do the sophomore slump

Vision is spotty, you've passed your prime

Give yourself the jitters and

Do the sophomore slump