La-Di-da-Di

Okay, party people in the house

You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before

Yes, it's the original human beatbox, Doug E. Fresh

And his partner, the grand wizard, MC Ricky D

D and that's me in the place to be

And we gonna show you how we do it for '85, kick it live, alright

Because, um, I've got a funny feeling, um

You're all sick of all these crap rappers

Biting their rhymes because, um, they're back-stabbers

But, uh, when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here

There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah

Finesse impress which we prove

And y'all will realize that we are on the move

So listen close so, um, so you all don't miss

As we go a little something like this

Hit it

Ah, yeah

Uh, uh, you know what?

La-di-da-di

La-di-da-di

La-di

La-di

You know what?, Yo, peep this

La-di-da-di, we like to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody, we're

Just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock up on the mic, we rock the mic (Right)

For all of y'all keeping y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy condition

That we create, 'cause that's our mission

So listen to what we say

Because this type of shit, it happens every day

I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning

I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawning

Went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup

I said, "Um, mirror, mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all?"

There was a rumble jumble, five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard!"

But that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used Oil Of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale

And then I got the files for my fingernails

Due to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean, dry was my body and hair

I threw on my brand-new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo cologne

Fresh, dress like a million bucks

Threw on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks

Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no

I went back in, I forgot my Kangol

And then I dilly (dally), I ran through a (alley)

I bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (Valley)

This is a girl plays hard to get, so I said

"What's wrong?" 'Cause she looked upset, she said

"It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue

You went away, and now my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so, how much you'll never know

'Cause you took your love away from me"

Now what was I to do?

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue

I said, um, "Don't cry, dry your eye

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother stepped up, said to me "Hi"

Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye)

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her (feet)

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone

Something was wrong, I said, "What is going on?"

I tried to break it up, I said "Stop it, leave her"

She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but

She gave chase, she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick

She said, "Why don't you give me a play

So we can go cruising in my OJ?

And if you give me that okay

I'll give you all my love today

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see?

Somehow, your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Oh, MC Rick, my love is here to stay!"

And on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up," I gave her a kiss

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss"

She says, "No, you're not!" then she starts crying

I say, "I'm nineteen," she said, "Stop lying!"

I say, "I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"

To the tick-tock, ya don't stop

To the tick-tick, ya don't quit

Hit it!

(Don't never forget, Doug E. Fresh and The Get Fresh Crew)