Crazy Rap (Colt 45) (GAYMIX)

Listen man

I got a lot of stories and experiences

From past times with niggas bruh

Y'all already know it's DigBar and I don't

I don't usually tell people 'bout these stories and experiences

But everybody gather around, grab a nigga ass

Hold onto his leg, do somethin'

And just kick back, gather 'round the mic, and listen to this shit man

I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags

Babies all on my teeth

You can go in my jaw, grab them balls

Stroke that BBC

Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned

When sucking that dirty black dong

Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong

That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong

So, blow, blow, blow, my boy

Suck on his penis stems

Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well

Now I got a jagged rim

Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's

Breaking backs 'til he squeal

If my dick and my titties just don't sell

I bet my fatty will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town

And I need to meat ride right now (Well)

When the asshole man walked through the white land

Asses went up for sale

Well I was standing on the corner with this fat ass meat

When I met a lil' dude named Jan (Jan)

He took a ride on my fatty, he was calling me his daddy

He the leader of the Butt Fuck Clan (ha ha)

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor

Fucked so long, my penis grew an afro

Then I fucked to the left (left), fucked to the right (left)

He sucked my tip on my big black pipe (ha ha)

I thought to myself, he's a keeper

All in his cakes, I ain't talkin' zebra

I put on my clothes, and I was on my way

'Til his daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet (Woah)

So I ran, I jumped out the back window

But his daddy, he was waiting with a fat ass chode

Oh, he beat me to the left, beat me to the right

The motherfucker fucked my ass all night (damn)

But I ain't mad, I just slept with his dad

I'm the best damn bussy he's ever had (ha ha)

I grabbed the BBC, he adjustin' my spine

He gon' fuck my shit just one more time

I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags

Babies all on my teeth

You can go in my jaw, grab them balls

Stroke that BBC

Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned

When sucking that dirty black dong

Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong

That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong

So, blow, blow, blow, my boy

Suck on his penis stems

Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well

Now I got a jagged rim

Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's

Breaking backs 'til he squeal

If my dick and my titties just don't sell

I bet my fatty will

I met this nigga in Hollywood

He had green hair, but damn, he look good (damn)

I took him to the house to break his spine

Then he whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine!

I met this nigga from Japan

He never made love with an African (African)

I fucked him once (once), busted twice (twice)

I ate that penis like shrimp fried rice! (wooooo)

Don't be amazed by the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

Met a daddy in the heart of Australia

He had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in his ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this nigga from Hawaii!

Put it in his ass and he said, "Aiiee!"

Dick was breakfast, bussy was lunch

Then his kids started tasting like Hawaiian Punch (ha ha)

I gave Colonel Sanders pipe in the state of Kentucky

He said, "I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me"

I blew up in his mouth, just like ISIS

I gave him my secret blend of germs and pipus

I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags

Babies all on my teeth (uhh)

You can go in my jaw, grab them balls

Stroke that BBC (that BBC, nigga)

Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned

When sucking that dirty black dong

Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong

That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton's man in Tennessee (Tennessee)

His penis was filled with Hennessy (Hennessy)

That country screwin' really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and said, "Let's have babies" (yeah)

Met this daddy in Oklahoma

Put that bussy in a coma

Met this daddy in Michigan

Can't wait 'til I suck that dick again

Met a real black dude down in South Carolina (what?)

Treated his ass like a nice vagina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa

I sent him to the medic, so I owe him

Fucked a big booty nigga down in Georgia

Ate the nigga out, man I thought I told ya

I made this beautiful man deepthroat

Then he ran across the border of Mexico

Fine young thing, said his name Jakia

I wrapped his butt up just like a hot tortilla

His butt getting buried, his ass distorted

I know I'm finna cry when he get deported

I said stroke 40 guys, and 2 big fags

Babies all on my teeth

You can go in my jaw, grab them balls

Stroke that BBC

Put my hair in a bun, that is what I learned

When sucking that dirty black dong

Stop and grab the shlong, and play ping-pong

That shit stretch a long way to Hong Kong

So, blow, blow, blow, my boy

Suck on his penis stems

Feeling tight as hell, tryna ride him well

Now I got a jagged rim

Deepthroat, throat, like 80 D's

Breaking backs 'til he squeal

If my dick and my titties just don't sell

I bet my fatty will