Who's Gonna Love You (When You Are Old And Fat And Ugly)?

Who's gonna love you when you're old and fat and ugly

And everything about you's turning grey

Who's gonna love you when the joke's no longer funny

Who's gonna give you your own way

And who's gonna love you when they've seen you in the morning

With all your hair down in your eyes

Who's gonna smile when all you do is sit there yawning

And everyone can see through your disguise

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out some day

(Hear what I say now)

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out one day

Who's gonna love you when they've seen your nasty habits

And heard about the things you've done

Who's gonna love you when you go through your theatrics

When you don't get what you want

Who's gonna love you when you get too old to boogie

And you're too tired to hit the town

Who's gonna love you when you get all mean and moody

Who's gonna want you hanging round

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out some day

(Hear what I say now)

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out one day

Who's gonna love you when you're old and fat and ugly

And everything about you's turning grey

Who's gonna love you when the joke's no longer funny

Who's gonna love you anyway

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out one day

(Hear what I say now)

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out one day

(Ooh yeah)

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely, lonely

You could be the one who's missing out one day

(Hear what I say now)