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Congrats Merrimac

We're here to welcome you to Princeton

We don't have many blacks like you

But then there's always Trenton

Oh and I forgot to mention

We've gotta run some tests

Just to check a couple vitals, you know

Keep you at your best

Put your hand here on this Bible

And then let us do the rest

Alea iacta est

Was what they said next

Plus some other Latin shit

That's kinda suspect

They got me feeling like a test subject

Or a cult initiate result: conditioning

I recall that the christenings of

Africans and Indigenous people

Was really sickening

Acts, by wicked Christians

And I envision that might be my

Position at Princeton

Which is why I wanted Michigan

So now I might GoBlue because

They got my body stiffening

This Merrimac guy

Must not know that we can listen in

Of course he doesn't know

We got his fucking brain partitioning

Alright, quit wasting time

And cut his lights out

Man relax the boss is probably tasting wine

Up inside his hideout

Whatever Jack, let's just hit the mother fucking button

Machines start whirring

Metallics start buzzing

Disassimilation executed

Debugging

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Full neural scan of

Subject: Merrimac

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