I Need A Chick

I need a chick to suck my dick

I need a dog to lick my hog

I need a cat to stroke my bat

I'm pukin and shitin' and dyin' of thirst

I ain't got no field to plow

There's no hole for my pole

I'd fuck a mink stole

I need a woman who understands

There's nothing more spiritual

Than dog style love

And when i find her

I'm going to get down on my knees

I'm going to eat her

'Cause she's the moon