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Oh, well imagine
Oh I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding"
"What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter
What a shame
Poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of"
Closing the goddamn door, no
It's much better to face these kinda things
With another Miller Light up on the porch
Yeah
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the dang old door, no
It's much better to face these kinda of things
With a sense of
Oh, well, in fact
If you look at it this way
Technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
In fact
I mean look at it this way
Technically, our marriage is saved
This calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Wooh
Poor the champagne
Yeah
Oh I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door", no
It's much better to face these kinda of things
With a another Miller Light up on the porch
Yeah
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the dang god door, no
It's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing that god dang door"
Much better to face these kinda of things
With a sense of
Yeah
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the god dang door, no
It's much better to face these kinda of things
With a sense of