Purposeful Dirtbag

Well I'm an average common dude

I spit on bums and in your food

But I know that it's only for a laugh

And I don't ever worry none

I can do whatever I want

Because I am a Purposeful Dirtbag

Well I slap my grandma in the face

And I spray my grandpa's eyes with mace

I'm a problem child, that's a fact

And I'm in your homes and in your schools

Teaching kids to act like tools

And breed another Purposeful Dirtbag

And I don't fear anything

I don't love anyone

The only thing I ever wanna do

Is undo what the do-gooders done

And everybody says to me

They'll lock you up one day you'll see

But I'll make sure they never get the chance

Cos I'll run for office and I'll win

I did it once and I'll do it again

The world sure loves a Purposeful Dirtbag

And if I ever fight a man

I don't even raise my hands

I just simply nudge him in the tracks

And then I run on down to Mexico

And meet some chicks and eat tacos

The world is wide for a Purposeful Dirtbag

And I don't fear anything

I don't love anyone

The only thing I ever wanna do

Is undo what the do-gooders done

Yes it's quite a life here that I lead

It's a lonely one but it sure suits me

What could others have that I might lack?

Yes I said it once and I'll say it again

So you losers know that I'm here to win

I'm loud and clear a Purposeful Dirtbag

And the world sure loves a Purposeful Dirtbag

And I'll forever be a Purposeful Dirtbag