now i'm sad forever

Drove down to Brattleboro, sat down by the river

Drank kombucha whicha gave you acid reflux

And I held your hand in the co-op toilet

We broke up when you told me Bono was your idol

Left me without a ride

Chewing Nature Valley in a Cumberland Farm

'cause you're cold I grind my teeth

I once had a friend named Keith

We used to write songs in chemistry class

Then he joined a fraternity, now he's a successful rapper

I compare your hair to fire

No it's not ironic

You cream red broke my carpet

Now I'm crying in a Cumberland Farm