!Ed Buys Houses!

Some say culture is dead

But when they do, someone shakes his head

Like, maybe true, but my name is Ed

And I'll buy a house or two or three

Or four and hoard them in my inventory

Down the turnpike

Cardboard signs

And I'm killing the game now honey

Don't you doubt it

Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses

Maison money, Ed's about it

Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses

He's not a myth or somebody made up in stories

If you don't have a house to take

Get the hell out the Garden State

I'm killing the game now honey

Don't you doubt it

Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses

Maison money, Ed's about it

Ed balls hard 'cause Ed goes far

In the game now honey

Don't you doubt it

Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses

Maison money, Ed's about it

Ed balls hard 'cause Ed goes far

But Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses