This Year Can Kiss My Ass (Sped up Version)

I wanna be under a tree

Happily with my family

By the fireplace

Getting shit-faced

Telling jokes and sneaking tokes

But this year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh

So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-oh

I wanna see peace and harmony

And all that shit

But this shit won't quit

Can we all agree in solidarity

Sing out loud but not in a crowd

That this year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh

So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-oh

And I'm missing you everyday

Hoping this will go away

And when it does, I'll be first on my plane

And we'll be talking face to face

Giant party celebrate

Counting down, but damn I hate to wait

Oh, this year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh

So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-oh

This year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh

So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-o-oh

O-o-o-o-oh

O-o-o-o-oh