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Cut my eyes out, dear

So I can't see your smug grin

You're right you always win

Untie my hands now

I'm game up to a point

And we're well past bedtime now

All this time away

And I'm freezing cold now

I try hard not to laugh

As she trips up on the step

And her look turns me to stone

I'm closer to the truth

She hates being on her own

But fuck her I'm leaving tonight

Why should I live this way

When I could be with someone else

I don't want to hurt her feelings

But she's a crazy fucked up bitch