Happy Ending

I'll be treated like a hero all the citizens adore

They'll throw a parade in my honor

With peacocks and monkeys galore

The people will cheer

For the royal vizier

For answering duty's call

Not that I care for glory

I just want a story

With a happy ending for all

I can't wait to be a rich dude

'Cause I've heard it told

Stealing is so much easier

When you've already got tons of gold

But I got my eye

On what money can't buy

'Cause that princess is ooh hella tight

I'll be the one who plunders

Her cave of wonders

Get a happy ending tonight

My innocent Aladdin

Please darling don't be dead

It puts a damper on our love

If you don't have a head

I wish that you could fly away

Escape somehow and soar

And take me to a world where we'll have everything and more

And one day the genie will say to me

Jafar, you're a man of such virtue

I hate to see how your loneliness

And your memories hurt you

Shouldn't a man who's so noble

And who's influence so global

Have someone by his side?

I know what you're wishin'

So with your permission

I'd like to bring back your bride

And with my wife beside me

My failures will be absolved

The world will be a paradise

With all its problems solved

We'll retire to some far-off place

And share an itty-bitty living space

A humble yet cozy abode

Where we can write our own happy ending

(I want everything and more)

(I steal everything)

We'll get our happy ending

(Meaning everything)

And that happy ending starts

(I want everything)

(I'll steal everything)

Tonight