The Booze Cruise

Old boy Goose bought a new pontoon

Roll out now, hit the lake by noon

You bring the drinks and I'll crank the tunes

Get some hot sun

Jeep full of girls couldn't get no hotter

Flag 'em down holler won't you foller

There's a party floating on the water

It's going down right now

Come on jump on

The booze cruise, summer groove

I wanna see your booty move

Looks like you need another

So let me mix you up a Redneck Margarita

You know the one just straight tequila

All aboard we're cutting loose

So come on jump on

Don't need bait, no line because

We're just catchin' us a buzz

Pass around some of that good stuff

Till dawn, it's on

Joe got drunk and fell in the lake

Ray passed out but make no mistake

Any minute now he'll wake in bake

Burn it up, turn it up

Come on jump on

The booze cruise, summer groove

I wanna see your booty move

Ooh so many hotties

Who wants to do a body shot off a string bikini

We call that a hillbilly martini

All aboard we're cutting loose

So come on jump on

Look at headlight Lisa with a Jägerbomb

Done lost her mind, done lost her top

Walkin' round looking for one flip flop

Goodness she's a hot mess

Donnie's daughter she's sweet sixteen

He's madder than hell cause she was last seen

Jumping on the back of some boy's jet ski

That girl done flew the coupe (goodbye)

No telling what you'll lose

On the booze cruise

What kind of liquor makes your tushy move

Y'all let me mix you up a Redneck Margarita

You know the one just straight tequila

Good Lord all aboard

Come on jump on

The booze cruise, summer groove

I wanna see your booty move

Ooh so many hotties

Who wants to do a body shot off a string bikini

We call that a hillbilly martini

All aboard we're cutting loose

So come on jump on