The Return of the Crazy One

(Okay, buddy, start playing!)

One, two

Buckle my shoe

Scooby-Doo

Humpty what you gonna do?

Lick lick, let me lick

Smell, let me smell the flavor

And taste the behavior

The way you

Been kicking it while the Humpster was lamping

Fishing and camping

Out renting boats in the Hamptons

Eating good, working out, and giving charity

Working on my vocal cord clarity

Hell, no, I can't front, I been at the crib G-ing

Slapping poontang trying to be the mack pappy

40-dog and pina colada peeing

Making my rounds to keep the Humpty girls happy

If you missed me I was laying in the cut

Wrecking big butts

And scratching my knees

'cause my homegirl's cat got fleas

That's how it goes

The beat flow-flows

Yo peep the new color of my nose

Representing how we been living

That's how it is

I'm not the biz

But if I was to pick a booger

It'd be a big fat gooey gold plated loogie

But I was born a yankee so I use my hanky

The way I wear my clothes freaks the hos 'cause I'm lanky

Speaking of hankies, I like hanky-panky

Especially when the hanky-panky's stanky

Of course ain't gonna be too much stanking

'cause then my duty would be to give the booty a spanking

I like biscuits and grits on the sausage

And so you know it's me, I wrote some nonsense

Hova glova nivlan blizman glaze niull

The return of the crazy one (you think I ain't?)

Psycho alpha, that means the crazy one

Gold nose lazy one

Skill to kill

I never worked I never will

I'm the original high yellow rich rigger bum

Hookers getting mad 'cause they can't make me come

Around their way

Addicted to the way that I play

I like to chew bubblegum

Make them laugh when I'm loving them