I'm Offended

It seems like these days

No matter what you say

Someone's losin' their ever lovin' mind

It's like they're lookin' for a reason

To have their fragile feelings

Hurt every single time

My country truck, I gas it up

You got your fancy Tesla hooked up to a plug

I know you're mad, you think I'm bad

'Cause I'm breathin' free at last

And you're still stuck behind your mask

And I'm offended, you're offended

Let's all get offended tonight

I'll order us a beer, and we can sit down right here

And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

Now hang on just a minute

You can't amend the first amendment

You're offended, I defend it all the time

So let's just take another sip

Don't hold back and let 'er rip

'Cause in the end you'll be left and I'll be right

And I'm offended, you're offended

Let's all get offended tonight

I'll order us a beer, and we can sit down right here

And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

Oh, yeah

Yeah, I like to shoot my 22

Somehow it seems to always trigger you

I pray to God, you think that's odd

'Cause you say He don't exist, so why are you so pissed?

I'm offended, you're offended

Let's all get offended tonight

I'll order us a beer, and we can sit down right here

And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

I'll order us a beer, we can sit down here

And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

'Cause I'm offended (I'm offended), you're offended (you're offended)

Let's all get offended tonight

I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here

And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight

I'll order us a beer, we can sit down right here

And scream and yell and cuss and fuss and fight