Текст песни
Santa's got a list of the naughty and nice
Even checks it twice
'Cause sometimes PEOPLE CHANGE!
If one of the pigs just invited me in
Maybe shaved his chin I might not be so mad
But a big bad wolf gives what he got back
A big great wolf can give love he never had
They're like, "If Hitler'd only got into art school"
Well the fact of the matter is his paintings were bad
The good, the bad, and the ugly in me
I bet the same's in you
There's good, bad, ugly and there's pretty too
"Where's my dog"
He comes running
Sits on my lap
Gentle and loving
Like a little boy stuck in a tree
With his cat on the ground
Paws stretched out
Cat says, "you did the same for me
We're gonna get you down"
Give 'em an inch people take a mile
Even fake guns shoot real bullets once in awhile
Just cause they're your friends
Don't mean they're your friends
It's a simple twist but always stun you in the end
Because it's honest to you doesn't mean that it's true
Cause you're a terrible judge
And you're kind of a dick too
Strong opinions
Loosely held
It's the virtuous friends that always
Makes your life hell
But I've got nothing up my sleeve to hide
What I feel is what I write
My love's my love
My shame's my right
It makes me mean
It makes me kind
Cause I'm just a dick
Singing to dicks
No don't get defensive
Don't get defensive
I know what you did
Yeah I know what you did
Stop searching for an answer
Answers make things small