Jerry's Bar An' Grill

At 3 a.m. a station wagon pulls into the driveway

747 Baker Road

As usual, I'm listening, I'm pretending I've been sleeping

But I'm counting off the hours you've been gone

I notice what you'll answer in the morning when I ask you

How come your weekly meeting took so long

You'll say you know Shirley Watkins, how she enjoys talking

It just took that long to get our business done

I thought your garden club was meeting in the grade school cafeteria

This matchbook says Jerry's Bar and Grill

I'll pretend I didn't see it nor the green spots on your sweater

Left there by the creamed mint you spilled

Now it's not that I don't trust you, 'cause I'm trying to believe you

But my imagination's running wild

I see all sorts of people in all kinds of situations

Lately, that seems to be the style

But I hope you're at your meeting just like you've always told me

If you're not, you're gonna give yourself a thrill

I'll be sitting in the shadows at a table in the corner

This Thursday night at Jerry's Bar and Grill

I thought your garden club was meeting in the grade school cafeteria

This matchbook says Jerry's Bar and Grill

I'll pretend I didn't see it nor the green spots on your sweater

Left there by the creamed mint you spilled

I'll pretend I didn't see it nor the green spots on your sweater

Left there by the creamed mint you spilled