If I Were A...I'd (Reprise) (Live)

If I were a kernel in the U-nine-ted States Marine Corps

I'd buy a bunch of drugs

Tell a bunch of lies

Trade the hostages 4 missiles flyin' in the skies

People become whores 2 back the corporate wars

Vietnam, Nicaragua oh help us my Lord

People never c what should really b

Spreading their disease on them and you and me