Well I got the machine again
I'm guessing you're real busy
Well isn't that convenient
So I'll make this quick and easy
Well the thought of your love would make Gandhi slit his wrists
You need a tattoo on your leg that says, "Enter at your own risk"
It's gonna hurt when you figure out I'm fantastic
Well you can call me back when you figure out I'm fantastic
There's a voice in my head that drowns out
The noises you make
Well I'm so glad you put the word
"Up" After break
I wonder what you see when you look in my eyes
There's some reflection that you despise, well
It's gonna hurt when you figure out I'm fantastic
You're gonna cry when you figure out I'm fantastic
Well the ink in my pen lasted longer
Than your nerve
To be with such a coward is a fate
No great man deserves
I was born to be me from the jump can't you see
You're gonna learn real quick that I'm your ecstasy, well
It's gonna hurt when you figure out I'm fantastic
You can call me back when you figure out I'm fantastic
I'll be waiting right here when you figure out I'm fantastic
I'm fantastic
I'm fantastic