So Long (From Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Cinderella”)

Oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear

I thought I might find you here

Tied to a tree, again

Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now

I will murder you

If you're trying to get me to help you

You're doing a terrible job

So long, my freaky friend

Bad Cinderella

Who everyone avoids

Like Salmonella

You're a hellion

By the way, your hairdo is alarming

You're a ferret

No one would mistake you for Prince Charming

So I hear

Good day

Oh, god

I'll be on my way

Goodbye

No, please

I tease

You used to meet me here

You never show up

Now that I'm next in line

I've had to grow up

Now you're crown prince fancy pants

I never saw that coming

Now of course, Your Majesty

Has lost his taste for slumming

As you say

So long

Ta-ta

I really must go

Then au revoir

Although

How about town square?

What a frenzy there

You made Belleville lose the prize

Nice handiwork

Thank you

Mother's in distress

You've caused quite a mess

Works of art can traumatize

People here are all too silly

Can nobody take a joke?

Let's just say that really nearly

You have made the town go broke

Everyone's a critic

My life's a living hell

With royal duties

Like shaking countless hands

And judging beauties

What a nightmare

Every day such drudgery to spoil it

I get to sweep the chimney

Once I've scrubbed out every toilet

You know, you use humor as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you

Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you

Oh

I'd better get home

How is your stepmama?

She lives to goad me

While dreaming of the day

She can unload me

You'd be hard to marry off

To some reptillian villain

So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling

Lucky you

You can hold on for love to take wing

Oh, right

Love's not your thing

Love is just for fools

Idiots and fools

And the criminally insane

Yes, I know your speech

That you love to preach

That you've drummed into my brain

Love alone destroyed my father

Mother died and broke his heart

Stepmama found love a bother

So she ripped his heart apart

I think I better go

I've overstayed here

I've still got floors to scrub

This scullery maid here

Still I've lovely memories

Of all the times we've played here

I must say adieu to you

So long

Toodle-loo

I've no excuse

I've got to vamoose

Cheerio

Ciao ciao

For now

Goodbye, Sebastian

How I've missed Cinderella, that's a total surprise

Not at all what I expected

If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes

On this Earth there's no one like her

And I like her