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SURE HE'S GOT A PRETTY FACE
THAT PEOPLE KNOW THEY KNOW
THEY THINK THEY RECOGNIZE HIM
FROM HIS BIG-TIME TV SHOW
BUT DESPITE THE ACCOLADES,
DESPITE THE LOAD OF FAME
ONE THING THAT THEY DO NOT KNOW IS
HOW TO SAY HIS NAME
PRONOUNCING ALL THOSE N'S AND E'S AND H'S CAN PERPLEX EM
SO HERE'S A LITTLE BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM ALL YOUR MATES IN WREXHAM
IT'S MCELHENNEY,
MCELHENNEY
WHILE WAYS TO MASSACRE AND MISPRONOUNCE IT THERE ARE MANY
IT'S MCELHENNEY
MCELHENNEY
IF THERE WAS DOUBT, NOW THERE WON'T BE ANY...
IT'S MCELHENNEY!
FIRST, IT'S MACK-LE LIKE A TACKLE WHEN WE TAKE EM TO THE GROUND
THEN HENNY LIKE THE PENNY THAT HE'S IN FOR WITH THE POUND
IT'S M-C, E-L-H-E, DOUBLE N, E-Y
YOU'LL PROB'LY FUCK IT UP, BUT GIVE IT A TRY
HERE WE GO!
IT'S MCELHENNEY,
MCELHENNEY
WHILE WAYS TO MASSACRE AND MISPRONOUNCE IT THERE ARE MANY
IT'S MCELHENNEY, MCELHENNEY
IF THERE WAS DOUBT, NOW THERE WON'T BE ANY...
IT'S MCELHENNEY!
IS IT MICKLE?
NO!
ONLY A PRICK'LL CALL IM MICKLE
IS IT HANEY?
HELL NO!
IT'S ALWAYS RAINY CALLIN' IM HANEY
MACK INSTEAD OF MICK
THEN HENNY DOES THE TRICK
SO GET THE NAME CORRECT
AND SHOW THE MAN SOME DAMN RESPECT!
IT'S MCELHENNEY,
MCELHENNEY
WHILE WAYS TO MASSACRE AND HEY! HEY!
MISPRONOUNCE IT THERE ARE MANY HEY! HEY! HEY!
FROM THE RACECOURSE TO THE TURF OH
TO THE ENDS OF THE BLOODY EARTH TO THE ENDS OF THE BLOODY EARTH
IF THERE WAS DOUBT, IF THERE WAS DOUBT,
NOW THERE WON'T BE ANY NOW THERE WON'T
THERE WON'T BE ANY
CAUSE NOW YOU KNOW
IT'S MCELHENNEY!
MACKLE LIKE A TACKLE HEY! HEY!
HENNY LIKE A PENNY HEY! HEY!
MCELHENNEY! MCELHENNEY! MCELHENNEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!