La-Di-Da-Di

Hit it!

Aww yea!

Yeah

La-di-da-di, la-di-da-di

La-di, la-di!

You know what? Yo, peep this

La-di-da-di, we like to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock upon the mic

We rock the mic (right!)

For all of y'all, keepin' y'all in health

Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself

'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'

That we create, so that's our mission, so listen

To what we say because this type of shit happens every day

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'

Gave myself a (stretch up), a mornin' yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup

I said-a mirror, mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all?

There was a rumble dumble

Five minutes it lasted, the mirror said

(You are, you conceited bastard!)

Yo, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used Oil of Olay 'cause my skin gets pale

Then I got the files for my fingernails

Due to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne

Fresh dressed like a million bucks, threw on the Bally shoes

And the fly green socks

Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no!

I went back in I forgot the (Kango)

Then I dilly (dally) ran through a (alley)

Bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (valley)

This is a girl plays hard to get

So I said, "What's wrong?" 'Cause she looked upset

She said, um (it's all because of you)

(Say what?) Uh-huh

(I'm feeling sad and blue) she said what?

(You went away) and now, my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so, how much you'll never know

'Cause you took your love away from me, aha-oh

Now what was I to do?

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue

I said-a, "Don't cry (dry your eye)

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother stepped up, said to me (hi)

Looked Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye)

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her (feet)

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, kids was gone

Something was wrong, I said, "What is going on?"

I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her"

She said, "If I can't have you (she can't either)"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox, but

She gave chase, she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, she said

(Why don't you give me a play?)

So we can go cruising in my OJ and, what?

(If you give me that OK)

I'll give you all my love today

What? Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, what? (Can't you see?)

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Yo, MC Rick my love is here to stay"

Yo, on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up!" Gave her a kiss

I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you, miss"

She said, "No, you're not," then she starts crying

I says, "I'm thirty-four", she said (stop lying)

I said, "I am, go ask my mother

And with that wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

To the tick, tock and you don't stop

To the tick, tick, ya don't quit, hit it!

(That's right, right there, Rick)

Doug E. Fresh y'all, give him a round of applause, y'all

Doug E. Fresh!

Yeah, what up?