Mabel (2009 Remaster)

Don't eat green meat, it ain't good for you

Killed your brother, killed your sister, too

Even fresh fried chicken on new-mown sand

Can't beat red beans eaten outa your hand

Oh, Mabel, Mabel

You know I love you, gal, but I'm not able

Mabel, oh, Mabel

Please, get off the kitchen table

Don't slice no onions, don't peel no grape

Dream about banana slice nor sniff around shortcake

And if on a winter's day you find your sundial's wrong

You'll know the weather is what's brought it on

Oh, Mabel, Mabel

You know I love you, gal, but I'm not able

Mabel, oh, Mabel

Please, get off the kitchen table

Put the peas on the pot, put the pot on the hot

In the cellar lies my wife, in my wife there's a knife

So tote that hammer, lift that pick

Banish inhibition with a pogo stick

Oh, Mabel, Mabel

You know I love you, gal, but I'm not able

Oh, Mabel, oh, Mabel

Please, get off the kitchen table